ok..lets talk effing scary

.i am creeped...


..wow it has been way to long since i have posted, well most of my wonderfully relaxing weekends have been robbed of there relax-ness when i have a family that feels the need to open the pool or build a habitat (including cactus) for our desert tortoise'..yea..we have desert tortoise'..i know what your thinking...please..spare me.


so last weekend we trek out into the yard to create a suitable living enviroment for our shells with legs ( and cute tail..aww). It was a long hard grueling process which most of it i sat on the side lines and was given the hard job of running thru the sprinkler with my nephew.i know..i worked hard!!..anyway..when we finally had put the last fence panel up and my nephew had decided the ant bites from near the sprinkler were just tooo tooo much to handle..we installed sand..haha...as my sister was moving the sand around with here rake(..i would really call it work..it was more like poking..) she loudly said " wow that is the biggest beetle i have ever seen" so of course the rest of us were intrigued. I walked over looked at it and she flipped it over..with the rake..thank god...to our lovely suprise (DO YOU SENSE THE SARCASIM) it was not a beetle..oh dear..i wish it was a beetle..


instead..it was a EFFING TARANTULA.yes i did just say that...an effing tarantula in our back yard. Not only was it a tarantula..it looked like a tarantula of death...pure black...mini steel armor..I SWEAR...


yea well have fun thinking about that one and getting the effing willy's because i know i flipped out...if anyone wants to research it and tell me what the hell kind it is..i will kiss you..because then i will know it is not a mutant and wont eat me in my sleep.


thanks.i would really appreciate it.





...i am creeped.